Beware the Australian Brain Worm

Protect your family from infection.
Myspace is an evangelical addiction.
I didn't see the harm. Everyone does it. I saw all the scare parent stories on the news; I warned my daughter I would be watching her site for freak and pervert "friends". Only real life friends allowed. (Have you heard the Gospel of Tom? Spread it! Friends of friends of friends of friends...) She agreed to my conditions and joined the cult.
My husband fell into Murdoch's arms with the same enthusiastic intensity he had previously offered porn and ebay.
My time on the computer is now limited to these post-Carson Daly show hours when all the friends are asleep. Will try to write again soon...